Da Pens
Sidney Crosby = Bing.
Evgeni Malkin = Geno, Malkimania.
Jordan Staal = Big Bird (Sesame Street Line)
Max Talbot = Superstar (solidified it in Game 7 of SCF)
Bill Guerin = Billy Gunn (wicked shot)
Chris Kunitz = Kunikaze (watch the way he hits)
Ruslan Fedotenko = Fed Ex (he delivers)
Matt Cooke = Cookie Monster (Sesame Street Line)
Tyler Kennedy = TK, Tiger, Elmo (Sesame Street Line)
Pascal Dupuis = Iceman (dude looks like an unfrozen caveman lol)
Craig Adams = The Janitor (very quietly goes about his job, cleans up on the PK)
Mike Rupp = Animal (like that crazy Muppet, you never know what he's gonna do...score a sick goal, fight some joke, or just fall down on the ice)
Chris Bourque = Swedish Chef (borque! borque! borque!)
Eric Godard = Hand of Godard
Sergei Gonchar = Sarge.
Kris Letang = Tanger, LeGame, TangBang.
Brooks Orpik = Free Candy.
Alex Goligoski = Goggles. (for his vision on the PP and the ability to see the puck into back of the net)
Mark Eaton = Robot. (sticks to the program and gets the job done)
Jay McKee = Stop, Drop, and Block
Martin Skoula = Schoolbus (original, I know)
Ben Lovejoy = Rev.
Derek Engelland = British Bulldog
Nate Guenin = Sewickly
Marc-Andre Fleury = Flower
Brent Johnson = I need a good one for him, suggestions?
Dan Bylsma = Disco, All Business
Mike Yeo = Pink Slip (everybody wants this guy fired everytime the PP doesn't score)
Tony Granato = Grit
Mario Lemieux = Buries It.
Ray Shero = King Shero.
Bob Errey = The Bibster
Sesame Street Line = Staal, Cooke, Kennedy
Other NHL'ers
Alex Ovechkin = Jokevechkin.
Mike Richards = Leadership.
Marian Hossa = NOssa.
Scott Hartnell = DOUCHEBAG
Tim Thomas = Michelan Man, any other fat joke you can think of.
Marty Biron = French Toast.
Chris Osgood = Louganis.
Henrik Lundqvist = Queen Henry
Daniel Brière = Danielle Beret.
David Clarkson = Kelly
Ryan Malone = Bugsy
Colby Armstrong = Army
Hal Gil = U.S.S Gil
Rob Scuderi = The Piece
Petr Sykora = 300.
Ty Conklin = Conk Block
Mark Recchi = Wreckin ball
By the way, we also use the words Unreal, Joke, Solid, and (insert word here)City a lot.
Enjoy kids.
PS- Our good friend the Goon Blogger went Shout-OutCity on us, so we are returning the favor. If you love blood, fights, and the Code check him out. He knows his stuff. Link in the sidebar.
-the Blueline Bandit
Hey you forgot one! Paul Steigerwald = Steigy
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